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Dyed your hair? If you're asking me this, you obviously have never seen me. Pulled an all-nighter? ... Is the person who wrote this twelve? Fallen down in public? Plenty of times. Been caught making out? A few times. Taken a pregnancy test? Nope. Very sexually active, but a vampire since before pregnancy tests were mainstream. Broken a bone? A few, yes. Had braces? I didn't, actually. Gone skinny dipping? I make a habit of it. Built something out of wood? Not really my thing. Been to Disneyland? Since daylight isn't my friend, not since I was a kid. Eaten a Krispy Kreme donut? Oral orgasms. Screamed during a scary movie? Not even when I was a kid. Showered with someone of the opposite sex? Oh hey, we've moved onto high school level questions. Yes, I have. Slept till noon? Almost on a daily basis. Been arrested? Favorite pastime. Opened Christmas presents early? I perfected the art of re-wrapping early on. Played Scrabble? Who hasn't? Rolled down a hill? It's on my list of favorite midnight Activities. Toilet papered someone’s house? Oh yes. Laughed so hard you cried? A few times, I think. Been hit on by someone too old? I don't believe in "too old". Gotten seasick? Nope. Given a hickey? Oh yes. Had a pet fish? Quite a few over the years. Lied about your age? Only every day. Fired a gun? I'm an excellent marksman, but I prefer other types of weapons. Been drunk? I was pretty young the first time. Been in the hospital? Yes, sir! Made a prank call? Sometimes. Been sick on your birthday? Nope. Gotten a tattoo? My body is a beautiful canvas. Gone out without underwear? As a habit. Been lost? I have been known to be directionally challenged. Been to Europe? Lived there for a while. Slept Naked? Nightly basis. Been skydiving? Sadly, no. Hogged the covers on purpose? Nope. Written your phone number on a napkin? Yes.
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